{"id":4198,"date":"2019-05-10T09:53:30","date_gmt":"2019-05-10T16:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/?p=4198"},"modified":"2019-05-10T20:13:32","modified_gmt":"2019-05-11T03:13:32","slug":"why-gardening-is-not-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/?p=4198","title":{"rendered":"Why Gardening Is Not for Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s basically two kinds of plants you can grow: annuals and perennials.<\/p>\n<p>Annuals come up fast but require a <em>lot<\/em> of tending during the growing season. But the growing season is also the outdoor recreation season, and I&#8217;d <em>much<\/em> rather be communing with native plants someplace wild than stuck at home trying to repeatedly assert control over a tiny plot of urban land. Yard work sucks.<\/p>\n<p>Perennials are not nearly so high-maintenance, but they are slow to settle in. I, by contrast, just <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> settle in. It&#8217;s never happened in my life, and given that I&#8217;m well into my fifties, that means the odds are it&#8217;s never <em>going<\/em> to happen.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to settle in to the home I am sitting in right now, but it didn&#8217;t work: I had overlooked how ageist and cultish the high tech world would become, and how much this would adversely impact my employabality in it. And if I can&#8217;t have a high-paying, high-tech job, it&#8217;s very hard to justify the expense of living in a region as costly as the Seattle metro area.<\/p>\n<p>So this year I&#8217;m leaving. The year my native cacti in the window boxes are finally going to put on a huge bloom. The year my thimbleberries (after <em>years<\/em> of getting settled in) have flower buds on them. The year the dewberries finally flowered (female flowers, we&#8217;ll see if there&#8217;s a nearby male and I get fruit). The serviceberry is still a little thing, a decade or more from looking settled in.<\/p>\n<p>Someone else is going to enjoy the results of the work I did. Not me. Or, someone else won&#8217;t appreciate all those &#8220;weird plants&#8221; that are not the ornamentals everyone <em>else<\/em> grows, rip them out, and replace them. Either way, I am going to get little benefit for the work I did.<\/p>\n<p>It would be nice if my life were more compatible with gardening, but it&#8217;s just not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s basically two kinds of plants you can grow: annuals and perennials. Annuals come up fast but require a lot of tending during the growing season. But the growing season is also the outdoor recreation season, and I&#8217;d much rather be communing with native plants someplace wild than stuck at home trying to repeatedly assert [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,20,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-botany","category-nature","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}