{"id":3364,"date":"2018-06-06T22:33:18","date_gmt":"2018-06-07T05:33:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/?p=3364"},"modified":"2018-06-06T22:33:18","modified_gmt":"2018-06-07T05:33:18","slug":"im-back-and-fuck-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/?p=3364","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Back, and Fuck Apple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My iPad decided to randomly demand all sorts of security information (which I don&#8217;t have committed to memory and never will, because I have better things to memorize than random bits of data like that). Worse yet, it then decided to demand I boot one of my Macs (which of course I didn&#8217;t have with me at the time) to complete the process of allowing me to use it again.<\/p>\n<p>I think this is Apple&#8217;s way of punishing me for attempting to use the Internet while in Canada, which they seem to regard as a sign of fraud and theft because (gasp!) it&#8217;s a foreign country. Well, yes it is, but Apple should take a look at the fucking map some time: it&#8217;s as big a deal for someone to travel from Seattle to Kamloops, BC as it is for someone to travel from Chicago to the Upper Peninsula.<\/p>\n<p>An iPad is a smaller and lighter than a full-featured computer, which makes it significantly more portable than a full-featured computer, which in turn means it is likely to be the device someone takes with them on a trip, while leaving larger and bulkier computing devices behind at home. Therefore it is unrealistic to demand someone follow the process of booting and using another of his computers to re-enable an arbitrarily disabled iPad. This is so obvious that it feels somewhat painful to have to type it.<\/p>\n<p>All of which serves to reinforce the idea that it will be a cold day in Hades before I ever get a <s>smartphone<\/s> stupidphone. Why would I want a phone that randomly decides to <a href=\"http:\/\/catb.org\/jargon\/html\/B\/brick.html\">brick<\/a> itself while I am on a trip?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My iPad decided to randomly demand all sorts of security information (which I don&#8217;t have committed to memory and never will, because I have better things to memorize than random bits of data like that). Worse yet, it then decided to demand I boot one of my Macs (which of course I didn&#8217;t have with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}