{"id":1432,"date":"2014-06-14T21:49:46","date_gmt":"2014-06-15T04:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/?p=1432"},"modified":"2014-06-15T09:57:53","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T16:57:53","slug":"eating-a-philodendron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/?p=1432","title":{"rendered":"Eating a Philodendron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me say, they are very tasty indeed. Best described as a mix of baobab and pineapple.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?!?&#8221; You say? &#8220;Philodendrons are poisonous house plants and are most certainly neither edible nor tasty, you moron!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not so fast. The common &#8220;cut-leaved philodendron&#8221; sold as a house plant, also called the &#8220;Swiss cheese plant&#8221; for the perforations in the large leaves of mature specimens, has the botanical name <em>Monstera deliciosa.<\/em> That name is a clue.<\/p>\n<p>All parts of the plant are in fact poisonous and highly irritating\u2026 with the exception of the <em>fully ripe<\/em> fruit (unripe, even slightly unripe, fruit is poisonous). They&#8217;re also tropical and actually barely survive as a house plant, and need to thrive to bear flowers and fruit. That typically never happens unless they are planted outdoors, which would normally rule out Seattle as a place to ever get a fruit for one.<\/p>\n<p>Enter the Volunteer Park Conservatory, which has a large mature one. Twenty-odd years ago, it was the first time I saw one ever in bloom. It&#8217;s still one of the few places I&#8217;ve ever seen flowers or fruits on one. Today I noticed one flower open, a bud or two, and lots of developing, unripe fruits. The latter got me thinking if anyone who worked at the Conservatory ever ate them.<\/p>\n<p>And lo, there in the gift shop, sitting on a plate, was a ripe <em>Monstera<\/em> fruit giving off a most appetizing fragrance. So I helped myself to a few small bits, and it certainly does deserve the <em>deliciosa<\/em> moniker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me say, they are very tasty indeed. Best described as a mix of baobab and pineapple. &#8220;What?!?&#8221; You say? &#8220;Philodendrons are poisonous house plants and are most certainly neither edible nor tasty, you moron!&#8221; Not so fast. The common &#8220;cut-leaved philodendron&#8221; sold as a house plant, also called the &#8220;Swiss cheese plant&#8221; for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-botany"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcap.name\/blog\/new\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}